i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
you didnt know i had herpes?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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