I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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