the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I don't deserve a penis
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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