i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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