All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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