Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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