bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You surviving the open bar?
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I wish you could order shots online.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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