TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
so much tequila, so little girl.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
