i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm always down for nudity.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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