Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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