I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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