dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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