ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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