found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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