and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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