I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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