Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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