so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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