Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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