nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm lost and stupid without you.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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