I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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