are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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