he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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