Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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