I think scott just propositioned me for sex
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
