He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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