So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Randomize
