I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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