Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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