so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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