Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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