They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Hippo gnu deer
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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