So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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