It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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