I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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