We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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