Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
