I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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