Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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