Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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