he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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