Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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