so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I enjoy the company of your penis
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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