can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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