i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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