508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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