Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
