Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Someone signed my nipple.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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