I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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