Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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