Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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