i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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