omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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