did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
