there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Farmville is her only friend.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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