Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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