I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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