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i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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