You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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