marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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