Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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