my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Randomize
